Kreese's Gym - Unisex T-ShirtMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow